Grease Monkey Seeds

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High THC 17-20% 
70% Indica hybrid
High yielding & easy to grow
Cerebral and physical effect 

Grease Monkey Seeds

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Choosing seeds

Feminized seeds
When given less than 12 hours of light every day, feminized seeds bloom and produce weed. Gather either in the fall outside or indoors after around 15 to 20 weeks. Feminized strains are used by beginners & experienced growers and produce higher quality buds than auto flowering strains.

Automatic seeds
Easy to grow and simple plants can be cultivated from autoflower seeds in just 10 to 14 weeks before they are ready to be picked. Fantastic for first-time cultivators, limited harvesting areas, and seasonal yields.

How to germinate

To ensure germination, immerse the seeds in a glass of water for at least 12-72 hours while keeping them in the dark at room temperatures. When the white tail appears, plant your seeds 1/2 inch deep in soil or another medium that has been moistened. You should see a seedling emerge within 2 days after planting. Seedlings thrive in bright, sunny conditions (21°C to 23°C)

Grease Monkey Cannabis Strain

This resulted in a powerful plant that has traits from both parent lines. Its THC concentration can reach as high as 30%, but it usually stays in the mid-20s. It also has minimal levels of CBD, so it’s not a strain to consider if you’re hoping for a CBD-heavy experience. Because it can grow both indoors and outdoors, the plant is quite hardy. The flowering period of the Grease Monkey is approximately eight to nine weeks.

Grease Monkey combines the effects of both of its parents. Couch-lock and drowsiness are possible side effects of Gorilla Glue. Most people, on the other hand, experience it as a gradual relaxation that gradually evolves into a hazy calm. It’s the ideal after-work strain, and while it won’t stop you from doing your job, it’s best suited to individuals trying to unwind after a long day.

Growing Grease Monkey Seeds

Both indoor and outdoor cultivation are possible options, with the caveat that outdoor plots require a continuous humidity level of at least 70% and daytime temperatures of 72-80 degrees Fahrenheit. The height of a plant can be controlled by pruning and trimming it while it is still in the vegetative stage. Grease Monkey blooms in 8 to 9 weeks and produces many buds when cultivated indoors. Additionally, this can be highly smelly grow, so individuals who want to conceal their activities should use odor control methods like exhaust fans. With a flowering period of 56 to 63 days, it produces 400 gr. m2 indoor / 500 gr. plant outdoor.

Grease Monkey Weed Flavor and Effects

The aroma of the Grease Monkey flower is both sweet and skunky. Chemdawg and Sour Diesel unmistakably influence the fuel-like astringency of the top notes via the parent strain Gorilla Glue. A more profound, more nuanced sweetness is revealed upon closer scrutiny. There may be hints of yeasty bread in the background and a creamy vanilla scent. The presence of OG Kush in parent-strain Girl Scout Cookies can be found in the spicy and peppery flavor released when the buds are grinded or broken open. Combustion of Grease Monkey produces a somewhat aromatic smoke with a distinct vanilla flavor and a contrasting gasoline aftertaste. Beware, covert smokers: this flower has a reputation for being extremely odoriferous.

The effects of Grease Monkey are felt gradually, first as a little pressure in the face, especially near the eyes and temples. In just a few short minutes, the soothing heat it emits travels all the way to the extremities to melt away any remaining knots of tension in the muscles. Smokers may experience a heightened capacity for perception alongside the physical benefits of smoking. Visual and aural inputs from the outside world may take on a new dynamism. In addition, users’ imaginations may become too abstract and they may start to flit from one idea to the next. These dreamlike, reflective ambiences are perfect for open-ended chats or idle daydreaming.

Later in the high, the indica effects of Grease Monkey kick in, making users sedentary and inclined to do things like watch TV or eat. Although larger doses of this strain can induce sleep, the balanced cerebral and physical effects make it a decent option for morning or midday use.

As a hybrid strain, Grease Monkey is thought to be predominately indica. It was first cultivated by Exotic Genetix. As a rule of thumb, 70% indica & 30% sativa is the accepted ratio. The breed was developed by Exotic Genetix by crossing Gorilla Glue #4 with Cookies & Cream, two highly sought-after breeds.

How strong is grease monkey strain?

Grease Monkey is indeed a potent strain with an average THC content of between 26% and 30% and a lowest THC content of 18%. The Grease Monkey strain seems best for seasoned smokers who are used to toking up frequently. The high THC content of this strain is accompanied by minimal CBD levels.

Is grease monkey a creeper?

The aroma and taste are a tango of robust diesel & vanilla with fruity overtones. The smoke is actually not very irritating. A tasty combination of hot & sweet without a coughing fit; the exhale is smoother than the inhale. The effects of the Grease Monkey strain are slow and steady.



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